resplendentri

Prices:
$0.01/word
(minimum $5.00 for gen/fluff, minimum $10.00 for smut)

What I won't write:
F/F (I'm sorry, I'm just not familiar with enough female characters to be able to write this to the level that I would be comfortable being paid for)
Pedophilia/Grooming
Vore
Rape/Non-con

What I will write:
Standard/generic AUs (High School, coffeeshop, generic modern AU for past/futuristic canons, soulmates, any kind of canon AU, legit anything)
NSFW (private message me to ask about specific kinks, but I'm willing to discuss pretty much anything that's not on the Won't Write list)

Other notes:
I can't write in the setting of canons that I'm not familiar with. However: if I'm not canon-familiar but I've played against the specific character you want me to write, I'll give their voice a try in any AU or other kind of non-canon setting.
I'll do my best to get commissions turned around within a week, but longer requests may take longer.
For commissions of 3000 words or more, you have the option of getting it "chaptered" or all at once. "Chaptered" means it will be split up into 1000-1500 word chunks and sent to you as it's finished, while all at once should be self-explanatory.
You will get a minimum of what you pay for. If, say, you give me $10 for 1000 words and my verbose ass writes 1300 words, I'm not going to be petty and ask for the extra $3. If it looks like I'm going to go more than 1000 words over the limit, I'll let you know ahead of time.
Try to keep the word count in mind with your request - for instance, "Jack/Diane, milkshakes" would be good for a 500-word prompt. "Jack/Diane, growing up and realizing that their teenage dreams of adulthood fall short of the real thing and that they have to either adapt or grow apart" would be more like 1000+. I'll try to let you know whether I think that I can get your prompt done in the word count that you pay for.
I may ask for additional details if needed (ex. "Is it okay if they're married" or "I'm thinking that X would be a Hufflepuff, do you agree").
With my handy-dandy English degree, I can also beta-read/edit for $$. The price for that is $5 per 2000 words. I will edit for anything, original or fandom, but if I'm not canon-familiar all I can do is structural editing/critique.

If you're interested, leave a comment below with the following information:

Name:
Age: (18+ if you are requesting smut please!)
Desired word count: (Minimum 500 for gen/fluff, minimum 1000 for smut)
Characters/Prompt: (ex. "Name/Name, tickling" or "Name/Name, dying in each others' arms")
Other Notes: (This would be where you put any hard nos or anything else you want me to know; eg. "please don't include spiders/vomit/dentists." As a general rule, there won't be any major life events (ex. Birth, marriage, surgery, death) or non-canon traumas unless it's part of the prompt, but as an example if you give the prompt "Name/Name, starting a family" and you're squicked by pregnancy you can put "I would like the child to come from adoption" in this section.)

Name: Age: (18+ if you are requesting smut please!) Desired word count: (Minimum 500 for gen/fluff, minimum 1000 for smut) Characters/Prompt: (ex. "Name/Name, tickling" or "Name/Name, dying in each others' arms") Other Notes: (This would be where you put any hard nos or anything else you want me to know; eg. "please don't include spiders/vomit/dentists." As a general rule, there won't be any major life events (ex. Birth, marriage, surgery, death) or non-canon traumas unless it's part of the prompt, but as an example if you give the prompt "Name/Name, starting a family" and you're squicked by pregnancy you can put "I would like the child to come from adoption" in this section.)