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Prices:
$0.01/word
(minimum $5.00 for gen/fluff, minimum $10.00 for smut)

What I won't write:
F/F (I'm sorry, I'm just not familiar with enough female characters to be able to write this to the level that I would be comfortable being paid for)
Pedophilia/Grooming
Vore
Rape/Non-con

What I will write:
Standard/generic AUs (High School, coffeeshop, generic modern AU for past/futuristic canons, soulmates, any kind of canon AU, legit anything)
NSFW (private message me to ask about specific kinks, but I'm willing to discuss pretty much anything that's not on the Won't Write list)

Other notes:
I can't write in the setting of canons that I'm not familiar with. However: if I'm not canon-familiar but I've played against the specific character you want me to write, I'll give their voice a try in any AU or other kind of non-canon setting.
I'll do my best to get commissions turned around within a week, but longer requests may take longer.
For commissions of 3000 words or more, you have the option of getting it "chaptered" or all at once. "Chaptered" means it will be split up into 1000-1500 word chunks and sent to you as it's finished, while all at once should be self-explanatory.
You will get a minimum of what you pay for. If, say, you give me $10 for 1000 words and my verbose ass writes 1300 words, I'm not going to be petty and ask for the extra $3. If it looks like I'm going to go more than 1000 words over the limit, I'll let you know ahead of time.
Try to keep the word count in mind with your request - for instance, "Jack/Diane, milkshakes" would be good for a 500-word prompt. "Jack/Diane, growing up and realizing that their teenage dreams of adulthood fall short of the real thing and that they have to either adapt or grow apart" would be more like 1000+. I'll try to let you know whether I think that I can get your prompt done in the word count that you pay for.
I may ask for additional details if needed (ex. "Is it okay if they're married" or "I'm thinking that X would be a Hufflepuff, do you agree").
With my handy-dandy English degree, I can also beta-read/edit for $$. The price for that is $5 per 2000 words. I will edit for anything, original or fandom, but if I'm not canon-familiar all I can do is structural editing/critique.

If you're interested, leave a comment below with the following information:

Name:
Age: (18+ if you are requesting smut please!)
Desired word count: (Minimum 500 for gen/fluff, minimum 1000 for smut)
Characters/Prompt: (ex. "Name/Name, tickling" or "Name/Name, dying in each others' arms")
Other Notes: (This would be where you put any hard nos or anything else you want me to know; eg. "please don't include spiders/vomit/dentists." As a general rule, there won't be any major life events (ex. Birth, marriage, surgery, death) or non-canon traumas unless it's part of the prompt, but as an example if you give the prompt "Name/Name, starting a family" and you're squicked by pregnancy you can put "I would like the child to come from adoption" in this section.)

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Just leave your Preferred Name (and the name you want on the envelope, if different) and pronouns, Full Address (I will do international friends as well because I love everyone in this bar), and any preferences on card type (my default is silly cards and Secular Christmas aka Pop Culture Christmas vs religious, if you have any preference any other way or anything like "no glitter pls" or "if you include a cat picture I'm going to smack you" I can oblige)! Also if you want my address as well let me know and I will include it in my "Saw this!" response.
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Foolish Mortals
[personal profile] toogoodforhim - Lefou; Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Airlocked
[personal profile] dejabrew - Bolton White; OC

Homeless/Inactive

Ready to Use
[personal profile] notafairytailprince - Prince Elfangor; Animorphs

[personal profile] timelesslypunctual - Cogsworth; Beauty and the Beast (1991)*
[personal profile] chronologicalarchivist - The Overseer/Clogan Golana (troll!Cogsworth); Beauty and the Beast (1991)/Homestuck*

[personal profile] conjuringturn - Milo Stafford/Mistoffelees (human AU); CATS*
[personal profile] silverystoic - Munkustrap (human AU); CATS

[personal profile] idiotbearson - Henri Armael (Monobear); Dangan Roleplay*

[personal profile] shslasshat - Byakuya Togami; Dangan Ronpa
[personal profile] madehimpromise - Daiya Oowada; Dangan Ronpa
[personal profile] shslbabysitter - Hajime Hinata; Dangan Ronpa (SDR2)

[personal profile] inforapenny - Billy; Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
[personal profile] pennyless - Billy/Dr. Horrible (post-canon); Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
[personal profile] status_is_not_quo - Billy (teenager); Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog*

[personal profile] problemagic - Anders; Dragon Age
[personal profile] partha - Bodin Aeducan (Warden OC); Dragon Age
[personal profile] prevaeling - Sebastian Vael; Dragon Age
[personal profile] authorised - Varric Tethras; Dragon Age

[personal profile] raijinbro - High Prince Ryoma; Fire Emblem: Fates

[personal profile] ochlophobic - Ethan Mars; Heavy Rain
[personal profile] percapitaasskickings - Norman Jayden; Heavy Rain
[personal profile] neededlassie - Shaun Mars; Heavy Rain*
[personal profile] justlikehim - older!Shaun Mars; Heavy Rain

[personal profile] allpartofplan - Jumba Jookiba (canon); Lilo and Stitch (2002)*
[personal profile] getthat_out_ofyourmouth - Jumba Jookiba (human AU); Lilo and Stitch (2002)*

[personal profile] rebooty - Genji Shimada; Overwatch
[personal profile] mcshooty - Jesse McCree; Overwatch
[personal profile] crusadad - Reinhardt Wilhelm; Overwatch

[personal profile] misterintegrity - Agent North Dakota; Red vs. Blue
[personal profile] faithshield - Norton "North" Brandt; Red vs Blue/Dragon Age
[personal profile] usedlightscreen - Agent North Dakota (Pokemon AU); Red vs. Blue
[personal profile] shakesplode - Donald Doyle; Red vs. Blue
[personal profile] alienf_cker - Lavernius Tucker; Red vs. Blue
[personal profile] georgiareds - Sarge/"Agent Georgia" (Freelancer AU); Red vs. Blue

[personal profile] pinkisthenewscarlet - Sha Gojyo; Saiyuki

[personal profile] thatsawiggle - Jin the wind master; Yu Yu Hakusho
[personal profile] icyhowitis - Touya the ice master; Yu Yu Hakusho

Needs Icons
[personal profile] originalconjuringcat - Magical Mr. Mistoffelees; CATS

[personal profile] mustachewho - Agent Wyoming; Red vs. Blue
[personal profile] broreos - Dexter Grif; Red vs. Blue

[personal profile] illtemperedpriest - Genjo Sanzo; Saiyuki

[personal profile] rainbowcyclown - The Beautiful Suzuka; Yu Yu Hakusho

Needs Canon Review
[personal profile] wontlikemewhenimangry - Asura; Asura's Wrath*

[personal profile] yourejustaweso - Gilbert Beilschmidt/Prussia; Axis Powers Hetalia

[personal profile] livinglarge - Byakuya Togami; Dangan Ronpa (SDR2)
[personal profile] nidied - Nekomaru Nidai; Dangan Ronpa (SDR2)
[personal profile] pekoknife - Peko Pekoyama; Dangan Ronpa (SDR2)
[personal profile] strengthtoblossom - Sakura Oogami; Dangan Ronpa

[personal profile] goodknightsweetprince - Dave Strider (post-Scratch); Homestuck
[personal profile] clockspinner - Dave Strider; Homestuck
[personal profile] prototypical_dave - Davesprite; Homestuck
[personal profile] robotpegasusattack - Dirk Strider; Homestuck
[personal profile] blessedwithsorrow - The Dolorosa; Homestuck
[personal profile] cuddlefishpeixes - Feferi Peixes (Humanstuck); Homestuck
[personal profile] fishprincess - Feferi Peixes; Homestuck
[personal profile] egadoldchum - Jake English; Homestuck
[personal profile] c9rp9realn9rmative - Kankri Vantas; Homestuck
[personal profile] insuffera6les9n9rus - Kankri Vantas; Homestuck/Harry Potter
[personal profile] bloodmartyr - The Signless; Homestuck

[personal profile] youdidyoudid - Shilo Wallace; Repo! The Genetic Opera*

[personal profile] zipperhead - Glitch; Tin Man

[personal profile] handydecisions - Lee Everett; The Walking Dead (game)
[personal profile] facedthedevil - Kenny; The Walking Dead (game)

Needs Icons and Canon Review
[personal profile] neversaidstop - Augus; Asura's Wrath*

[personal profile] bigfurryproblem - Remus Lupin; Harry Potter

[personal profile] pan_demonium - Peter Banning; Hook (1991)*

[personal profile] thewhirlwinddouchebag - Xaldin; Kingdom Hearts II

[personal profile] eternalflamebaby - Ruby; Steven Universe

[personal profile] mamebito - Yugiri; The Tale of Genji

[personal profile] mywagon - Anton DeMillo; Tin Man*
[personal profile] herlittledogtoo - Tutor/"Toto"; Tin Man*


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